Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Potluck for my valentines~

1 word to describe. SIBEH FUN!
(Oh there is 2 words already? XDXD)

1) Ken praying Christian style while Yeeyan posing funnily :P

2) Kahsing and Chunkit sure talking cock.

3) Okay whole world stops and stares.

4) Ken love Kahsing Birthday Cake! Surprise!

5) Alex lanyeng.

6) Whole night gambling + drinking~

7) My mushroom soup, very nice one. Thanks to Jiayin! :D

8) Thanks to host!

p/s: I'm thinking of switching a car.

I’ve Got the Power with Sucker Punch

And the story starts with OH NO!
I am held against my will with Babydolls and the gang, but NO FEAR!
We definitely can escape from this mental institution.

And so every teammate had a nice name.

I shall call myself~


(And it will be the blackberry flavoured one, to make myself blend with other emo teammates)

Since our mind was incredible powerful,
thus I think we don't need a map.
Simply rush forward will do. =))

But we still need to choose our weapon.
And I want to be like Babydoll too.
One hand with sword another hand with a machine gun.
So I choose you.

Cloud's sword + Gatling gun~

Sun-Tzi's Art of War once say that,
"Catch thief catch head first"

And so lets aim for Blue, Madam Gorski and High Roller first! :D

I created a ultimate move that will beat them up for sure.

1) Throw away the Gatling gun. And swing your swords from left to right, then up to down then swing it in a vertical circular motion, like how Master Jedi did. Remember to aim for his weapon.
2) Then step 2, follow moves as follow, and concentrate Chi inside body.
3) Enemy will be amazed and stunned by what I'm were doing, and this is the CHANCE! Now, SHOUT "SUCKER PUNCH" AND GIVE THE FINAL BLOW!
4) And enemy will be thrown into the sky~

Sucker Punch

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Keys and Cars.

"There is a car and you got a bunch of keys in your hand.
You tried to unlock the car door with keys you got but none of them works.
You tried again but you got the same result.
Even if you broke the window, you may not able to start the engine, with those keys.
So at a time like this,


KS asked me this.

YY you have the clearest vision in my case, advice me.

and picture below is for Alex to show how I envy his talent.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Get A Room!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Story of a winged boy boy

If you watched Sailormoon before, you'll know
there is Sailormoon Venus and Sailormoon Mars,
but actually Mars is not a female,
and Venus is actually married to Mars.

And they had a baby boy,
with wings.

After a few years,
the winged boy was very handsome and tough,
he always get enough of sleep because he doesn't need to stuck in traffic jam
for he can straight fly to wherever he wants to go.

In the kingdom he lived,
there is a very pretty princess,
where the whole world will stop and stare when she smiles.
But nobody knows that the other side of the princess,
she picks her nose, bits her fingertips, wears boxer and stalks others' Facebook account,
in her bedroom.

Nobody knows it until,
the winged boy who trying to peep the princess bathing,
saw all of these.
A lightning strikes from the sky behind him,
to coordinate with the scene.

Winged boy was very sad and angry,
he feels being cheated.
So he promised to himself that he will punish the princess for justice,
and for every guys from the kingdom.

So he try to expose the breaking news to everyone,
but sadly no one believes in him.
And when people asked "how do you know that?"
He will be beaten up, if he answered "I peeped all of that from her room."

He sighed, for those people still don't know they are bounded by lies.
That night, an idea came to him,
"Since this slxt is so disgusting and cheated on my innocence, I'll give her a bad lover too."
Knowledge is power, this quote was spinning around his mind,
and he decided, to study hard in chemistry and save the kingdom!

One day in the library, he found a secret recipe of making pesticides,
by using his knowledge in chemistry, he altered the recipe,
using roses instead of rafflesia, chocalate instead of cow dunks,
he successfully made the most power love potion!

The love potion has the effect of making two persons who drank the solution in same day,
falls in love with each other.

With evil laughter and the love potion,
He tried to pour the solution to the princess' drink,
after he pour the other part of the solution directly into Tiger Wood's mouth.
But seems like the window is too small for him,
and so he can only watch the princess stalking peoples but couldn't do anything else to stop the crime.

He went back home with despair.
There is a bow and some arrows on the table,
Winged boy wonders' whose things is that so he asked his father.
And Mr. Mars replied,
"Robin Hood went here to gamble just now, and he don't have enough money to lose,
so he mortgaged his bow and arrows."

Mrs. Venus heard that and start to pull Mr. Mars ears, trying to pull Mr. Mars to room,
and screamed "I told you don't gamble! Why you no listen?" "Aiya, Chinese New Year maa, one time two time can laaa~"

Meanwhile winged boy had a solution for his problem already.
So the next day morning, winged boy took the bow and arrows, and the love potion together,
heading towards the castle.
He poured the love potion on an arrowhead and waited for the princess to come out from the castle.

The princess came out, on a horse,
so the winged boy took out the arrow,
and aimed for his target.
The time has come,
he shouted, "This is Sparta"
and he release the string of the bow.

"Shoooooo~" the arrow flew with a high speed like a G6 and
"Zap!", a nice shot!
The princess falls down from the horse due to momentum,
and the winged boy shouted Yes.
Hey there is something feels strange on his fingers,
and he saw blood on his fingers!
The arrow hurts him, before it pass the love potion to the princess!

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The winged boy and the princess falls in love and married after that.
By the way, the winged boy is Cupid, while the princess is Psyche.
Their touching love story is written down, "The tale of Amour and Psyche".

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Morale of the story is, love potion is similar to pesticides.

Happy Valentine's.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011