If you watched Sailormoon before, you'll know
there is Sailormoon Venus and Sailormoon Mars,but actually Mars is not a female,
and Venus is actually married to Mars.
And they had a baby boy,
with wings.
After a few years,
the winged boy was very handsome and tough,
he always get enough of sleep because he doesn't need to stuck in traffic jam
for he can straight fly to wherever he wants to go.
In the kingdom he lived,
there is a very pretty princess,
where the whole world will stop and stare when she smiles.
But nobody knows that the other side of the princess,
she picks her nose, bits her fingertips, wears boxer and stalks others' Facebook account,
in her bedroom.
Nobody knows it until,
the winged boy who trying to peep the princess bathing,
saw all of these.
A lightning strikes from the sky behind him,
to coordinate with the scene.
Winged boy was very sad and angry,
he feels being cheated.
So he promised to himself that he will punish the princess for justice,
and for every guys from the kingdom.
So he try to expose the breaking news to everyone,
but sadly no one believes in him.
And when people asked "how do you know that?"
He will be beaten up, if he answered "I peeped all of that from her room."
He sighed, for those people still don't know they are bounded by lies.
That night, an idea came to him,
"Since this slxt is so disgusting and cheated on my innocence, I'll give her a bad lover too."
Knowledge is power, this quote was spinning around his mind,
and he decided, to study hard in chemistry and save the kingdom!
One day in the library, he found a secret recipe of making pesticides,
by using his knowledge in chemistry, he altered the recipe,
using roses instead of rafflesia, chocalate instead of cow dunks,
he successfully made the most power love potion!
The love potion has the effect of making two persons who drank the solution in same day,
falls in love with each other.
With evil laughter and the love potion,
He tried to pour the solution to the princess' drink,
after he pour the other part of the solution directly into Tiger Wood's mouth.
But seems like the window is too small for him,
and so he can only watch the princess stalking peoples but couldn't do anything else to stop the crime.
He went back home with despair.
There is a bow and some arrows on the table,
Winged boy wonders' whose things is that so he asked his father.
And Mr. Mars replied,
"Robin Hood went here to gamble just now, and he don't have enough money to lose,
so he mortgaged his bow and arrows."
Mrs. Venus heard that and start to pull Mr. Mars ears, trying to pull Mr. Mars to room,
and screamed "I told you don't gamble! Why you no listen?" "Aiya, Chinese New Year maa, one time two time can laaa~"
Meanwhile winged boy had a solution for his problem already.
So the next day morning, winged boy took the bow and arrows, and the love potion together,
heading towards the castle.
He poured the love potion on an arrowhead and waited for the princess to come out from the castle.
The princess came out, on a horse,
so the winged boy took out the arrow,
and aimed for his target.
The time has come,
he shouted, "This is Sparta"
and he release the string of the bow.
"Shoooooo~" the arrow flew with a high speed like a G6 and
"Zap!", a nice shot!
The princess falls down from the horse due to momentum,
and the winged boy shouted Yes.
Hey there is something feels strange on his fingers,
and he saw blood on his fingers!
The arrow hurts him, before it pass the love potion to the princess!
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The winged boy and the princess falls in love and married after that.
By the way, the winged boy is Cupid, while the princess is Psyche.
Their touching love story is written down, "The tale of Amour and Psyche".
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Morale of the story is, love potion is similar to pesticides.
Happy Valentine's.
