废话连篇~

(近日来发现我朋友都以华语书写部落格~我想是时候我也打一个了~练练我华语~怎么说我都是华夏弟子嘛~)

这个月完全是在家里和学校度过的~请别怀疑我是如何活下来的~
诀窍就在于四个字~ "习惯就好"

(有和朋友们去踢下球啦,不过输得很惨~不想提了~)

前几天,夜深人静

我睡不着~数绵羊数到9394时~ （不明9394意义者，请用广东话读回）
忽然心血来潮，
把我在拉曼大学认识的朋友都列了下来~

“哇”
突然发现了一个很奇妙的pattern~

我写出来的人名，
前二十个竟然是男生？
（哪二十个我就不说了，免得没进龙虎榜的“飞”了我）

本人深信本人并不是“基佬”
你或许会说认识朋友和是不是同性恋完全扯不上关系~

那只能说明你还不认识我~

想起几个月前,在当兵时,

我认识的朋友,男女都一样多,

50 : 50 , 超美的比例~

奇怪的是,拉曼也有很多女生啊~

难道一个人光头的时候会比较有自信?

所以我现在头发长了却不敢搭讪异性说话了?

(光头者请勿对号入座,而长发者也千万不要因为我一句话而"斩断烦根")

不过这样也不错~让我体验了男校的生活~

而且正所谓:一个女人一只麻雀, 两个女人一千只麻雀"

(我只是引用,漂亮的女士们要寻仇请别来找我)

我可不想当稻草人,与几万只麻雀沟通~

坏处就是,叱咤风云玉树临风风度翩翩的我迟早会老~

时间不等人,

如有哪一只对没有田的稻草人有兴趣，

请按这里~

名额有限~ =P

My Parents' Favorite Quotes (That I hate most)

Yes you can say that I'm just another teenager who rebel my parents' words.

But after you read the whole thing~ I know you would understand me more~

#1) 还没学会赚钱就学会花钱??!!

( You learnt to spent and waste before you learn to earn?)

My parent best words when I want to go out with friends or buy a shirt. =.=

That's why my friend don't call me out usually~

They always say that even sexiest girl in the world also more easy to call out compare to me.

I still remember that day I want to go Mid Valley watch movie with my friend.

Then my dad gave me RM20.

And said,

"this should be more than enough."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speechless~

But of course I took it, at least can use for transportation~ =D

These days I seldom go shopping~ cause after my college life start~

No work = No income = No shopping

ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.

#2) You know how I lived when I'm in the age like you? I used to ...

(infinity long so I'm lazy to type)

The setting of the story start usually will be I'm gaming in study room after dinner where they came in and "caught" me playing "secretly".

Then they start to say "Why you gaming here?"

I answer in my mind "The PC is here so I play here la, stupid question."

Parents "You secretly play har? Play play play~ play only know? Study le meh? Later you no take full marks in test don't come back home ar~ $@%##@^&& (longer than infinity long).

Then here start~

"You can study don't want study? Your daddy and mommy want study also cannot ar..

YOU KNOW HOW I LIVED WHEN I'M THE AGE LIKE YOU? I USED TO...

a) rubber tapping

b) selling pau

c) feeding pigs

Sigh~

I heard their tales of 70's until now...

Times have changed la mom...

"Now got rubber tree in front of our house meh? If got, I everyday go tap for you.

Then pau ar? Grandma still can make maa, in the past she's the one who make it for you to sell also.

and pigs ar~ I now everyday got feed fish and turtle maa~ that counts la I think~ xD"

But of course I only reply so in my mind. I don't want sleep outside the house after I say like that.

So the ending is, my mom thinks that I'm not listening to her as I'm still looking at computer screen, so she just pull of the wireless internet router plug.

Yes! I'm now a game leaver.

#3) Shut up, only me and your mommy can do that~

If my house is a castle,

Then my daddy will be the king,

My mommy be the queen,

While me, their son,

is a servant not prince.

This sentence comes out in many scenes,

--SCENE 1--

I'm watching "House"

then my parents came and switch to watch badminton tournament.

@@

I took the remote and try to argue,

and my daddy,

"put down the remote,

and

SHUT UP, ONLY ME AND YOUR MOM CAN DO SO~"

=.="

--SCENE 2--

My youngest brother throwing plastic ball around and disturbed me to do my homework.

Then I yelled to make him stop..

My dad come out and scold me, I argue,

"you also yelled at him (my brother) yesterday!!"

then here comes the final attack, which I couldn't defend my self,

"SHUT UP, ONLY ME AND YOUR MOM CAN DO SO~"

Then I will release my stress by drawing 100 of pictures like this

Awww~ My father came back already, need to study now, or not sure I will listen 1 of the three quotes above~ =.=

西游记~ (online版)

唐憎师徒经历九九八十一难,

终于见到了如来佛祖求取真经

如来问:你们带hard disc了吗.?

唐憎师徒: ... ...

如来问: pen drive呢?

唐憎师徒: ... ...

如来:那怎么copy经文给你.?

如来叹了口气:那mail给你们吧 你们回去吧!

悟空: xxx早知道大闹天宫时给你msn好了!害得老子走那么远干嘛!

唐憎:悟空你也真是的,你把蜘蛛精打死了,你看,上不了网吧!

如来问:你们有带ipod吗?

唐憎师徒: ... ...

如来: psp呢?

唐憎师徒: ... ...

如来:那你们路上怎么娱乐的?

唐憎师徒:打妖怪 up level~

Study stress?

Will you ask yourself these question when you want to pursue a diploma or a degree?

1) Will it give me money?

or

2) Do I really like the course?

Yes. You got it right. It's between the money and your own interest.

My mom always request me to take courses leading to these jobs,

You know why? Because she can live a luxury life if I become people like these.

But I told her that,

I scare blood,

I hate arguing without using "FUCK YOU",

and

I dislike speech on politics. (All of it seems to be lies for me)

Then she was speechless.

You know where study stress comes from?

When you are forced to learn something (or many things) you are not interested to learn.

I'm under Foundation in Science in UTAR now, leading to Bachelor degree of Financial Mathematics.

(I love mathematics, I'm addicted to beautiful equations)

But, I'm forced to take triple science subjects, (Biology, Chemistry and Physics) where I don't have much interest.

Luckily it's just for 1 year so I won't have any stress anymore after this~

FINANCIAL MATHEMATICS

I chose to pursue this degree because,

1) Finance is related to money

2) I love mathematics

See, I answer both question at the top.

When you think deeply and throughly, money and fame isn't really that important.

(But you must earn enough money for living and some for entertainment lah)

So, did you make the right choice? =D

Twilight Suck-Gah

These days, so many female friends of mine post their status on Facebook quoting these words

#1: Eclipse

#2: Edward Cullen

#3: Twilight Saga

Then, my sis came back on Thursday (8 July) and she told me that~

"The first thing I'm gonna do tomorrow is go to Wangsa Walk and watch a movie with my friend."

I'm so jealous but when she told they gonna watch the suck-gah movie, I feel pity for my parents for the money wasted~

And the worst thing is, one of my MALE friend keep photoshop-ing the suck-gah movie posters~

(if he edit and save Bella's pics only never mind lah~ but he save Edward's pic also lea)

The Mr Vampire which was described as the most handsome guy in the world.

His face so white~ I thought my friend told me that man with darker skin is more macho~

Looks like I'm gonna use this after this to get girl's attention

And their fighting scene

Strings and effects are everywhere. Totally FAIL~

This one only call FIGHTING~

And Vampire sucks and get sucks!!

ATTENTION!

I dislike Twilight doesn't mean I hate vampire's movie~

And for now, I waiting for this one!!

http://www.vampiressuckmovie.com/

Official Vampires Suck Trailer

IN THEATERS 08.18.10

Investigation of effect of testicles on headache~

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

Ah Song says :" That's why I prefer boxers" =P

Black Thursday

PLS PRESS CTRL + SCROLL YOUR MOUSE TO ZOOM THE PIC~

FUCKING NO MOOD TO RETYPE~

Jokes and Moral Values #2

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Ah Song :" Kids nowadays~ haiz~ speechless~"

Doggy ^^

The doggy who always sits beside me while I'm sleeping in lectures

=D

I wanna be The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Let me start with the story of a very short man~

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.

The bartender asks "He can drink?"

"Oh, sure. He can drink."

So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.

"That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, can he walk?"

The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.

The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"

The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"

So~ The first thing, I will get an SLR like in the trailer!

(But can I make it out from a toy car instead of an antique car? =D)

Yes~ Then I no need take the "packed like sardine tin" UTAR bus to go for lectures~

About shooting fireballs, I can then have barbecue anytime, anywhere ~ <3

(I love sausages)

Then I will build a big big big big VILLA for my parents~ (That's in their dream)

I will also learn the happiness of turning my enemies in to frogs~

*wink*

(why frogs? they help me eat mosquitoes so I can stop myself from shooting fireballs to mosquitoes in the night)

From the synopsis seems that Dave get his girl with magic~

(okay la he is very handsome too, but the magic is also a big factor okay)

Hey~ I want to do so too~

(It's easier to get a girl by using "shooting fireworks" magic then using "easy cards" magic)

(shooting fireworks more romantic...)

Maybe using free tickets instead of fireworks magic is more realistic~ Ahakz =D

Of course I don't want to be a wizard like this~