Bon Anniversaire!

从11月28号星期一开始，
一见到人我就问 “ 拜五得空吗？”
结果大家的答案都让我超失望的。
拜托！这个日子对我很重要的咧！
酱难得今年我父母又不在大马~

说真的，
我以往的生日都没有什么庆祝，
以往这个日期不是学校放长假就是考试~
唉~

就在我以为今年的生日也一样酱过时，

SY KY 的蛋糕就跑出来了！
XD
真的太早了啦！早了整整四天，
我怎么会想到啦。
哈哈，不过还蛮开心的。

回到宿舍(其实是租的，不过叫宿舍好像比较好听)
YC 问我拜五六日得空没有，约我去做 PC Fair。
=,=
考虑考虑下，
决定做人还是不要酱凄惨。
就推掉了。

拜三晚上，Lala Pin 说要去 Dating，

结果出门十分钟跑回来，问坐在我隔壁的 JZ 可以不可以弹 吉他。
还以为他要带 JZ去女生家楼下弹咧。
灯光就在此时忽然暗了下来！
然后一大班人在生日歌的伴奏下出现让我傻掉一下。
当晚的事情不想讲太多。因为我的记忆已经被药水味的 Sapphire 吞了。
哈哈哈哈哈！

头痛了整天，第二晚 被放飞机，
就无端端 的出现在 WK 家里。
然后半夜十二点偷偷跑出去买酒庆祝。
哈哈哈！

生日正日，
礼拜五 ！
最废的就是你们啦，
竟然还要我求你们不要吃食堂！LOL
不过这次的蛋糕应该花了你们不少钱吧  >,<
真的是不好意思。~~
哈哈哈哈！

我把 FB wall 关掉，
很多人不能理解，我不介意，
但还是想 Clarify 自己。
From my point of view, real friends don't only post on my facebook wall for my birthday wish.

不过超喜欢 Yeeyan 的 Status,

有个人多多pattern地block了自己的wall。。就是你!HAPPY BIRTHDAY PaPa.enjoy ur day!
没有 tag 我，又酱刚好出现我 Top posts 上！哈哈哈哈！

还有很多朋友的 SMS 祝福，都谢啦！哈哈！



开心的故事说完了，
又是时候 EMO 下，
不然对不起我这部落格的黑色。

我还用着 Maxis 其中一项原因，
就是生日有 Free Call 用。
以前中学时期，
有 Free Call 的话，电话就二十四个种都会插着充电器。
然后没有话讲都通着线放着。
要冲凉，都把 Sim 卡借朋友。

可惜都是以前了。。。
去年还有脸打给以前那几位。。
今年？
真的不懂要打给谁了。
拜托，恶梦快点结束吧。。



Officially,
十九年了，
我还没做过什么大事。
继续颓废下去? XD



今年的生日，我选了两首做主题曲

The Click Five - Happy Birthday
Pierce The Veil - Stay Away From My Friends

两首都是抒情曲，
第二首比较 Emo。
读到这里的话，
上 Youtube 找来听咧~~

蝼蚁

每次听这首歌，都会让我莫名其妙的伤心。

生命，很脆弱。

**Listen with Headphones with Bass Boost function is highly recommended.

他们在毕业前一天爆炸

很等不及《那些年我们一起追的女孩》，
就一直在上网看 Trailer。
看好多遍都看不显～^^

让我在 Youtube 发现这部短片。



热血，
正义，
浪漫，
青春无敌，
真的很好看。

（成为除了《卖火柴的小女孩》后，唯一让我流泪的故事。
而且流泪不止一次。）

只有五集而已，得空也看看吧。


http://tinyurl.com/ptsexplosion

最近在报纸上看到了一篇很激励人心的文章。

只追前一名。

　一个女孩，小的时候由于身体纤弱，每次体育课跑步都落在最后。这让好胜心极强的她感到非常沮丧，甚至害怕上体育课。这时，女孩的妈妈安慰她“没关系的，你年龄最小，可以跑在最后。不过，孩子你记住，下一次你的目标就是：只追前一名。”


　　小女孩点了点头，记住了妈妈的话。再跑步时，她就奋力追赶她前面的同学。结果从倒数第一名，到倒数第二、第三、第四……一个学期还没结束，她的跑步成绩已到中游水平，而且也慢慢地喜欢上了体育课。


　　接下来，妈妈把“只追前一名”的理念，引申到她的学习中，“如果每次考试都超过一个同学的话，那你就非常了不起啦！”


　　就这样，在妈妈这种理念的引导教育下，这个女孩2001年居然从北京大学毕业，并被哈佛大学以全额奖学金录取，成为当年哈佛教育学院录取的唯一一位中国应届本科毕业生。


        她就是朱成。其后，朱成在哈佛攻读硕士学位、博士学位。读博期间，她当选为有11个研究生院、1.3万名研究生的哈佛大学研究生总会主席。这是哈佛370年历史上第一位中国籍学生出任该职位，引起了巨大轰动。

。。。
没有目标就没有动力，
然而目标太高就成了好高骛远。
只追前一名，
梦想似乎很小，但是可行，实在。

。。。
昨晚在嘛嘛档喝茶，
发现我住的 PV6 原来很大。
整粒地球更大。
想当佼佼者，然后再从佼佼者们中更特出，
难度很高。

。。。
十八岁前，可以怪命，怪前世，
十八岁了，怪只能怪自己。

十八岁前妈妈教的方法对我完全没有用。
十八岁，就让我定自己生死吧，
想要改变周围，就得先改变自己吧 :)

。。。

只追前一名。

机会只留给有准备的人。

整个荒废的假期

整个假期，推掉很多工，
就为了让自己可以有更多时间陪伴朋友。

钱花很多哦，不过很开心啦。

最开心的就是上了一座山。
很Low Budget的旅行。

而且三个星期的假期后，
我的衣橱又满了哦。。
哈哈

首先是朋友帮忙选的Converse 鞋~
RM149.90, 嗯爱美比较重要。

Subzero Sales, RM80
一件衣服一件短裤。

Padini Warehouse Sale, RM30
一件RM5 而已哈哈哈！

还有3 件Nike 运动衣，1件Adidas的，
和一双Nike正版鞋，
免费噢~~~

爽到，
(可惜没有好相机，不能post 上来串你们 =P)

假期的开始

很快。真的很快。
 眨眨眼睛，一个学期就这么没了，
三年的 Course 应该很短而已吧~ 

假期的前三天，一直去 MidValley。
三天去了四次，简直是神经病。 
恩，Johnny English 不错看，
可是在戏院看好像没那么值得，
一点 Action 都没有~
不过难得是和靓女看，我决定原谅我自己~ 

假期时间过得快，钱花得更快~
下个学期真的吃面包 T__T 

昨晚终于回到家了~
结果发现家很乱， 爸爸去了国外。

很好，如果明天要上金马伦，今天得努力一下了。

读书必备!

还记得以前读过一篇文章，
说压力大会使人增肥。

最近体会到了，

可是对我来说那是 indirectly 不直接的。

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发现自己，要快乐的读书方法就是一定要 titbits!
一边吃一边读~ 爽啊！

所以最近又肥了一圈，
都怪考试要到了~ X.X

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在 Setapak 认识了几位麻雀姐姐，

和她们读书还有金马仑特产吃~~
哈哈哈

然后发觉自己还喜欢去另外一个朋友的家。
住康乐的~
她家真的真的超多零食的啦~
而且看她们家的人都这么瘦，应该都是没什么吃，
所以我都会很不 paiseh 的自己拿来吃 XPP

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吃了这么多，明天考试考不好就真的白吃 "白痴" 了。~

酒醒了吗?

又是时候面对现实了~

义气，遗弃，一起?

听过渔夫与智者的故事吗?

从前有一位生活艰苦的人，
时常需要到别人的救济~

有天他找到了智者，
智者没有直接救济他，
而是给了他一面渔网。

"你每天酱，就算你真的不会 paiseh，人家也不爽啦~"

所以智者教会了他如何捕鱼，
世界上就多了一位渔夫，

多了一位自力更生的人。

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其实我不会不爽啦，
只是请记得，
两个星期后的大考我肯给也给不到,
还是得靠自己啊！！

现在我能帮到得只有给你渔网，
(渔网大过我的，走开~ =,=)

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我真的没有不爽，
只是很郁闷，
为什么最后分数，
都是我比较低的啊?!

=,=

Disasterology.

I laid down,
I drank the poison then I passed the fuck out.
Now let me tell you 'bout the good life,
I have a million different kinds of fun
when I'm asleep and in a dream that I'm your only one.

Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?
Nobody knows I dream about it, this is my imagination.

If you come over tonight we can travel through time,
we can sleep on the ceiling and creep under black lights.
I have a million different girls that hide under my bed,
and when I let them out they treat me right.
Oh what a waste of a perfectly good, clean wrist.
You were screaming till the police came.

Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?
Nobody knows I dream about it, this is my imagination.
If every living thing dies alone,
what am I doing here?
If every living thing dies alone,
what am I doing here?
(Fuck it!)

If it's the end of the world!
If it's the end of the world,
you and me should spend the rest of it in love!

Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?
Nobody knows I dream about it, this is my imagination.
If every living thing dies alone,
what am I doing here?
If every living thing dies alone,
what am I doing here?
What am I doing here?
Oh, no.

人生中的第一个奖牌

请不要 Soot 我:

我知道这是不流汗的运动，或者有人根本不把它当运动
我知道能赢只是很幸运很多高手都不在

我知道只是铜牌而已

但是它始终是我第一个奖牌~
=)

(以前都是奖杯而已 XD)

UTAR 这次没有让我们失望，
奖牌不是 Plastic 来的，有分量的哦~ XD

明天又考试了~ 读书咯~

谦虚不是我的风格

谦虚向来都不是我风格，
如果我会谦虚会害羞，某人就是蔡依林了~

之所以这次没那么张扬，
不是我改性，而是真的没什么值得张扬的~
竟然输给一群小你一年的对手，你还会光荣？
而且这场比赛实际上也没多少高人~
还有，没有我队友，我也没上台的份！

而且很不爽的是，
竟然只赢到食物，
本来还想说赢了奖金就吃肉，
输了就喝汤，
现在取巧，吃饼干~~~ ==

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不过既然赢了少少，那我还是想 LC 少少，

故事来了，在我某科的班上，
有一位帅哥，超像林俊杰的~
真的很帅，然后又酷酷酱~
结果最近让我发现原来不止我在注意他，
还有很多群女生也在关注他~

不过帅又怎样？ 还不是 Fail 科？
(典型的吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸~ XD)

哎呀，其实觉得自己少少贱，
无辜的他又没惹到我~
而且在班上他还支持过我的冷笑话咧!!

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。。。阿弥陀佛。。。
佛经说有福气的男生都不帅的~~
。。。。。。。。。。

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说到吃肉喝汤，
我觉得是时候开始开 Youtube 学学做简单的菜，
不然每天吃外面也是很显的喔！~

幸好贷学金第一批钱出了，
现在我可以专心一点读书，
把经济烦恼推到假期后了

=))

这篇好像比较长，因为再也没有人会半夜我写到一半逼我关电脑~

Placing all my eggs in one basket

上个拜六，本来想说 随便随便也可以赢到 40 块的~
但是其他参赛者的厉害，我还是低估了，
还以为这里还是 居林 咩~

而且运气不是很好，第一第二场都遇到高手，
TMD 气势一下的就没了，表现又酱差，
第五场还粗心输掉。哦零哦。

结果就这样，去学校郊游的钱就飞走了。
一想到搬家后的情况，更惨！

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以下是父母和我搬出去后的协议:
1) 生活费还是和之前一样。
2) 每个礼拜日要回家，然后不能带功课回。

p/s: 我比较不能接受的是第二个。

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所以最近，大马股市跌了，
我的经济也窘了。

看着办吧，不要约我出去，
你们知道我受不住诱惑的。 >,<

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所以搬家后吃肉还是喝汤，
就看这个礼拜六了。。。

又忙又累

又忙又累，到我竟然不懂今天是 McDonald Buy1Free1 Double Cheese Burger 的最后一天。

又忙又累，到我对很多事都没了热情，就连和美女讲话都随便应酬下。

又忙又累，到我这几天，能瞄到你几眼就很满足了。

又忙又累，到我这篇，只写四行而以。。

天空好灰，我好后悔

两个星期前，

我就奇怪，
怎么漂亮的一双鞋怎么只卖 20 块?

难道鞋的质量有问题?
难道是二手货?

难道不是真版R20?
难道。。。。。。。

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想了好久，

今天的我不管了，
20块酱便宜，不买白不买，
有问题到时再说吧~

结果我看到，
价钱不再是20块了。。
变成了78块。。

原来是那天他放错架子，标错价呀~~

好失望，好后悔，

早知道就不想那么多了。。。
呜呜呜 T___T

多么有型的一双鞋啊~

T___T

Turtles Traffic!!

So there is an invasion from wildlife today,
and guess what, it was from "harmless" turtles. @@

Some 78 turtles crawled into runways at New York's John F Kennedy (JFK airport) in the morning today.

Delaying several flights, and these epic turtles' motive were thought to be searching for beaches
to lay eggs, by aviation authorities.

According to authorities,
these turtles are measured 8 inches long & weighed 2 to 3 pounds.

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Several epic sentences from the ATC

"Be advised 30 feet (10m) into the takeoff roll, left side of the centerline, there's another turtle."
"There's another one on the runway?"
"Uh, well he WAS there,"

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"We hope for faster animals next time," JetBlue, which had hubs in JFK said in a statement.

LOL

Discrete Life

Let P(X,Y) = X owns Y.

∀Part of the game Y, ∃Player X, P(X,Y).

Rules are always changing, if you can't follow up,
bring a coffin with you all the time, just in case.

okay, now i understand.

The racey thingy are goin to kill me soon.

阴天

这几天过得很衰,很堕落。

首先是 UTAR Declaration Letter,
大家的 transcript 都寄来 Setapak 了,
我的 email request 却石沉大海。

然后还有 PJ 那边的 Locker,
无端端会飞到 Kampar 去?
好心啦你们这些 officer, 真的以为我酱得空常常可以去 PJ 咩。

然后才进 setapak 不到两个星期,
就被一些老师记到样子了,
GG。

最烦的是卖书的事,
本来想说这个学期我是不会再碰这种小打小闹的东西了。
看到你在拉曼面子书专页上登卖书帖子,
我心中那把火又燃起了。

说帮你完全没有私心是假的。

好吧,就卖这一次,
卖下卖下,怎么没完没了的,
到了最后一天竟然还有人要求帮忙,
=.=

然后就有一个比较麻烦,
还得帮忙找替代 Labcoat 给他,
好笑的是, 原本的两个朋友, 在我再三提醒下,
还是忘了这回事。
有炸到。

头痛了以后,
回到家,发现他只需干些劳力,
就帮到忙了。
而且我是自愿的,他是被要求的。
TMD,怎么想帮个忙都变得那么复杂。

还有最后才发现,我明天其实是有上课的,
MB 不懂做么那天鬼遮眼我竟然没注意,
可是约了好多人,只好再skip class　了。
两个星期不到,已经 skip 了八个钟的课,有 imba　到。

唉,回到家,讲错了话,
弄得一个已经很 emo 的朋友更 emo 了。
我真的不是在鄙视你啦 T____T

这几天都在发生什么啊。

(注: 绝对没有怪罪或把责任推卸在任何人身上,
本人绝对明白自己是自愿的, 如有任何冒犯,
那就是你想太多,还有看了这文章的,不管你懂不懂我在说什么,
都请不要传出去,这纯粹是让我发泄一下而已。)

xxx5

你们不守信用的教导方式早已让我心淡。
而且这次已经第四次了。

好吧我不会再继续顶嘴下去。
你们喜欢讲什么就讲。
我喜欢做什么就做。

xxx4

父母不懂做莫又在发神经。

xxx3

明天又是新的开始了。
没想到一年又过了。
朋友们，只要你有帮我当朋友，
我就一定会记得你的。

xxx2

观音娘娘叫我留 Setapak wor~

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三更半夜，父母又在发神经。

人心不足蛇吞象

很有意思的一句谚语~

翻译马来文叫 Bagi betis, nak peha.

翻译英文叫 Give him an inch and he'll take a mile.

还是比较喜欢华语的，因为很夸张，蛇吞象也太恐怖了吧~

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想想我现在的处境，真是罪孽。

很想读中医，试图了解大长今所说的药膳。
也想读物理，不明白当初为何爱因斯坦放弃了爱情。
也想读历史，探索古人与现代人的思想分别。
也想读心理学，学会更好的与人沟通。
也想读星相，重复讲着全部人都懂但我说出来却能激励他们的话。
也想读设计，在人海茫茫中寻找知己。
也想读管理，当领袖的感觉应该不错。
也想读金融，与巴菲特在华尔街喝咖啡。
也想读。。。。。

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人生短短几十年，而且我又酱好玩，
看来，也只能想想而已。

而为什么说是罪孽？
想起中三出家是，大师父说过佛法说自身有五毒，
贪、嗔、痴、慢、疑。

就算是学问，大家说多多益善，
但贪学问也是贪，
这种事应该按部就班~~~

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最后，我还是选回了金融，
因为这世界，没钱是万万不能的~

所以在经过两个星期的思考，
今天，
我翻回了这部片子，
让自己对自己的选择给予肯定。

希望我不会让自己后悔~

Butterfly Effect

Butterfly Effect.
A chaos theory, assumes that when a butterfly flips its wings, it may cause tornado.

A little decision, may changes your whole life.

Maybe because I am a Sagittarius, and I can't made decision well.
But this decision affect my future, I don't dare to visualize the case scenario which I chose the wrong path.

I think of every condition, to make sure I will not regret.
But I still can't find the best solution in me.
Even after a week.
T__T.

Life is a bitch. Life is a maze.

p/s: even number of lenglui also counted as an important point of view, since it will affects my future.

p/s II: this is serious.

I’m a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

Ahoy matey!

Let me tell yer best thing of bein' a gentlemen o' fortune (a better term fer pirate).

1) Yer get to see sexy, pretty mermaids (in bikinis all day long)!

Yer might be thinkin' that bein' a pirate is tirin'~
But actually yer be no tired, coz yer be get to wash yer eyes all day long! XD

2) Yer get to search booty!

Same as the first one? No matey, booty = treasure in pirates' language.

We be sailing in full speed everyday, no worry fer accidents, people scare of pirate ships.
He he. XD

So we be travellin' here and there, searching for b-o-o-t-y.

3) Yer get to be speakin' like me! =D

Speakin' pirates is cool isn't it?

You be sayin' "son of a biscuit eater" instead of "son of a bxxch".

Aye that's sound much more ''polite''.

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Arr, me hearty...

Ahoy be ready for the grand, sweet trade!

Here they be on screen again! in 3D! :DD

In order to show off your pirate fever! Go

http://www.yarr.org.uk/talk/ to learn to talk like a pirate!

YO-HO-HO! Get it sailin'!

Holiday Plans?

one word = IMBA!

Friday 29 April 2011

4.30pm - Finish my last paper for my foundations! XD "Photo-shoots" in front of UTAR XD~

5.30pm - Reached PitStop, SS17, Avatar said here punya food can fight Station One!~

9.15pm - Chunkit's sista came home and we wait for her to make up~

10.00pm - Started our nightlife journey right after CK's sista finished make up >,<

12.00pm - MIST! Party! XD

3.00am - Went to yamcha at McD~

7.00am - I can't believe I am into view of real mist, on Genting~ ==||

6.00pm - Reached home, good nite! XD

Saturday and Sunday~

Stay home whole day be otaku >,<
Fucker CK finish watch fast and furious only call me I free or not.

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Facebook there so many events leh! But all so high budget!
Find work find work!

Busy Life~

I can't believe my schedule was so full next week,

like a millionaire dealing with million dollars every second.

Monday -- Survey

Tuesday -- Movie

Wednesday -- Futsal

Thursday -- Programming test

Friday -- Chess

Saturday -- Earth hour

zOMG. Luckily Rebecca Black told us that Sunday comes after it~

(Rebecca Black's Friday is a song you should try if you like gay songs like Justin Bieber)

That's How A Pro Do It

Today very emo lor, whole class not I one person sleep in class only wor,

why miss pua you aim me only?

I sleep in class also I can pass my math maa, aim those people who cannot pass la!

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That day also like that, we all know replacement class didn't go,

but attendance suddenly got his signature one not me only la!

Why only I kena!?

[I really no call anyone sign for me, got one friend 好心做错事]

Miss pua you think I'm chicken? 杀鸡儆猴咩~

Search Results猴

Biology full report, which gave us 1 week to finish it,

I can finish it in less than 2 hours! :D

#Credits to Tart~ =))

But sadly the deadline is 11.20pm and I thought it was 11.4opm!

WTF, I was late for only 3 minutes.

But okay lorh, give u my 2 marks lor, 2 marks ony ma,

scare what? XDXD

Okay Thursday got Optics practical classes, report do on Wednesday lor~

Saturday got Biology test II? Then revise start from Friday lor~

Okay. Less than 1.5 months is final exam week already,

I sure GG if I continue with attitude like this.

Gambateh zisong!

Le Facebook

Changes through my life

Recently I've got promotions from Hotlink, and I can make free calls to ANY NETWORK.

So I scrolled down my phone contact list, and I was like "WTF" when I can't decide to call anyone from it.

OMG I missed the old me, where my phone always lack of credit because every night also "cook phone porridge".

p/s: Guys who saw this please don't leave comments such as "Call me", "You can text me" or whatever. o,0

That is called Force Staff

Let It Go

In laboratory experiment, I already used to fail results

and I'm already very pro in altering results to a better one.

Unfortunately, that skill doesn't work on you.

No matter how I act, you never give me positive result,

no matter how I alter, situation still looks very bad.

Of course I can wait, but it doesn't meant for forever.

So, if I let it go,

WILL THE STARS CONTINUE TO SHOW?

[I will try to cheer up everyday so this secret is only between me and you.]

Potluck for my valentines~

1 word to describe. SIBEH FUN!

(Oh there is 2 words already? XDXD)

1) Ken praying Christian style while Yeeyan posing funnily :P

2) Kahsing and Chunkit sure talking cock.

3) Okay whole world stops and stares.

4) Ken love Kahsing Birthday Cake! Surprise!

5) Alex lanyeng.

6) Whole night gambling + drinking~

7) My mushroom soup, very nice one. Thanks to Jiayin! :D

8) Thanks to host!

p/s: I'm thinking of switching a car.

I’ve Got the Power with Sucker Punch

And the story starts with OH NO!

I am held against my will with Babydolls and the gang, but NO FEAR!

We definitely can escape from this mental institution.

And so every teammate had a nice name.

Thus,

I shall call myself~

FRUIT PUNCH!

(And it will be the blackberry flavoured one, to make myself blend with other emo teammates)

Since our mind was incredible powerful,

thus I think we don't need a map.

Simply rush forward will do. =))

But we still need to choose our weapon.

And I want to be like Babydoll too.

One hand with sword another hand with a machine gun.

So I choose you.

Cloud's sword + Gatling gun~

Sun-Tzi's Art of War once say that,

"Catch thief catch head first"

And so lets aim for Blue, Madam Gorski and High Roller first! :D

I created a ultimate move that will beat them up for sure.

1) Throw away the Gatling gun. And swing your swords from left to right, then up to down then swing it in a vertical circular motion, like how Master Jedi did. Remember to aim for his weapon.

2) Then step 2, follow moves as follow, and concentrate Chi inside body.

3) Enemy will be amazed and stunned by what I'm were doing, and this is the CHANCE! Now, SHOUT "SUCKER PUNCH" AND GIVE THE FINAL BLOW!

4) And enemy will be thrown into the sky~

PREPARE TO BE AMAZE BY SUCKER PUNCH!

Keys and Cars.

"There is a car and you got a bunch of keys in your hand.

You tried to unlock the car door with keys you got but none of them works.

You tried again but you got the same result.

Even if you broke the window, you may not able to start the engine, with those keys.

So at a time like this,

WON'T YOU THINK ABOUT SEARCHING FOR ANOTHER CAR?"

KS asked me this.

YY you have the clearest vision in my case, advice me.

and picture below is for Alex to show how I envy his talent.

Get A Room!

Story of a winged boy boy

If you watched Sailormoon before, you'll know

there is Sailormoon Venus and Sailormoon Mars,

but actually Mars is not a female,

and Venus is actually married to Mars.

And they had a baby boy,

with wings.

After a few years,

the winged boy was very handsome and tough,

he always get enough of sleep because he doesn't need to stuck in traffic jam

for he can straight fly to wherever he wants to go.

In the kingdom he lived,

there is a very pretty princess,

where the whole world will stop and stare when she smiles.

But nobody knows that the other side of the princess,

she picks her nose, bits her fingertips, wears boxer and stalks others' Facebook account,

in her bedroom.

Nobody knows it until,

the winged boy who trying to peep the princess bathing,

saw all of these.

A lightning strikes from the sky behind him,

to coordinate with the scene.

Winged boy was very sad and angry,

he feels being cheated.

So he promised to himself that he will punish the princess for justice,

and for every guys from the kingdom.

So he try to expose the breaking news to everyone,

but sadly no one believes in him.

And when people asked "how do you know that?"

He will be beaten up, if he answered "I peeped all of that from her room."

He sighed, for those people still don't know they are bounded by lies.

That night, an idea came to him,

"Since this slxt is so disgusting and cheated on my innocence, I'll give her a bad lover too."

Knowledge is power, this quote was spinning around his mind,

and he decided, to study hard in chemistry and save the kingdom!

One day in the library, he found a secret recipe of making pesticides,

by using his knowledge in chemistry, he altered the recipe,

using roses instead of rafflesia, chocalate instead of cow dunks,

he successfully made the most power love potion!

The love potion has the effect of making two persons who drank the solution in same day,

falls in love with each other.

With evil laughter and the love potion,

He tried to pour the solution to the princess' drink,

after he pour the other part of the solution directly into Tiger Wood's mouth.

But seems like the window is too small for him,

and so he can only watch the princess stalking peoples but couldn't do anything else to stop the crime.

He went back home with despair.

There is a bow and some arrows on the table,

Winged boy wonders' whose things is that so he asked his father.

And Mr. Mars replied,

"Robin Hood went here to gamble just now, and he don't have enough money to lose,

so he mortgaged his bow and arrows."

Mrs. Venus heard that and start to pull Mr. Mars ears, trying to pull Mr. Mars to room,

and screamed "I told you don't gamble! Why you no listen?" "Aiya, Chinese New Year maa, one time two time can laaa~"

Meanwhile winged boy had a solution for his problem already.

So the next day morning, winged boy took the bow and arrows, and the love potion together,

heading towards the castle.

He poured the love potion on an arrowhead and waited for the princess to come out from the castle.

The princess came out, on a horse,

so the winged boy took out the arrow,

and aimed for his target.

The time has come,

he shouted, "This is Sparta"

and he release the string of the bow.

"Shoooooo~" the arrow flew with a high speed like a G6 and

"Zap!", a nice shot!

The princess falls down from the horse due to momentum,

and the winged boy shouted Yes.

Hey there is something feels strange on his fingers,

and he saw blood on his fingers!

The arrow hurts him, before it pass the love potion to the princess!

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The winged boy and the princess falls in love and married after that.

By the way, the winged boy is Cupid, while the princess is Psyche.

Their touching love story is written down, "The tale of Amour and Psyche".

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Morale of the story is, love potion is similar to pesticides.

Happy Valentine's.

OXIDE FFFFFFFUUUUUUU~

The Legend of Rabbit

In the ancient time, rabbit has long tail and short ears, and normal eyes.

And it looks like a kangaroo,

without a pouch.

At the time, rabbits are very cute too.

Unfortunately, there is no one who like rabbit,

because he can speak, and was very annoying.

And here is where the legend start,

the season was dry, and all carrot trees wilt.

But, the rabbit is hungry, so he went to shop for carrot.

So he hops and hops and hops,

right to the tauke of the grocery shop and asked,

"Do you have any carrot?"

And sadly the tauke replied. "No, my dear."

So the rabbit hops back home, with tears shed in his eye.

Rabbit ate up some kangkung behind his house,

lying up on his bed, but he couldn't sleep.

So he tried to count carrots in his mind, forcing himself to sleep,

but failed.

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Here comes the second day,

rabbit hops to the grocery shop again,

hoping that there will be stock of carrots today.

And so he asked the tauke, "Do you have any carrot?"

And the tauke replied again, "No."

So the rabbit ended up his day with kangkung, and lying on bed counting carrots once again.

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And the day repeated itself for 23 times.

Rabbit's eyes are red now, because he wasn't asleep at all for 23 days!!

Blame it on the dry season, and his desire for carrots.

But he doesn't lose his hope, so he went back again to the grocery shop,

for the 24th time.

So he hops right in front of the tauke.

This time, without requests from rabbit,

the annoyed tauke which just quarrel with his girlfriend,

shouted out loud,

"STOP ASKING FOR CARROTS, I'VE NO CARROTS IN MY SHOP,

AND I'LL BREAK YOUR TEETH WITH A HAMMER IF YOU ASK FOR CARROTS AGAIN!!"

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And here comes the 25th day, rabbit is already very very despo with carrots.

He ignored warning from the tauke,

and heads up to the grocery shop again.

But this time, the rabbit who thinks himself was very smart, asked,

"Do you have any hammer?"

Tauke was confused why is the rabbit not asking for carrots today,

but still, tauke answered, "No, why you need a hammer?"

And gracefully with excited tone, the rabbit express himself,

"Great! Now do you have any carrots? ^_^ "

So the tauke accept the challenge, but he find no hammer,

indeed, he found a kitchen knife.

And he quickly catches the rabbit who annoyed him and tried to run away,

and CHOP!

Now rabbit has no more long tail, and shouted in pain until his larynx was broken.

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Another day ended with kangkung, but this time with no more long tail.

Then on the next day, the rabbit still cannot prevent the desire of eating carrot inside him.

He was no scare to hammer, or losing his teeth.

He already lost a tail, and has no more fear.

So he decided to went to the shop for the last time.

Tauke has no mercy for the annoying rabbit, so he pulled the rabbit's ear as how his primary school teacher done to him, as strong as he could.

And he shouted right into the extended ears of rabbit,

"I say no carrot! No carrot at all!!"

So the story ended with rabbit who have short tail, long ears, red eyes, and

no voice.

Happy Year of Rabbit =))

Busy

(An empty post today to prove to you I'm so busy until no time for writing X])

Holidays. Again.

4 more days to Chinese New Year! ==

Diao, I'm still craving for new clothes!

But my wallet don't allow me to do so. :((

I'm so so so so regret of giving all my cheques to my parents,

they still haven't change a bit.

And looks like trip to Penang will be cancelled.

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My zodiac and horoscope are both in the lucky list this year.

Hope it will really do so XD

Happy New Year~

Still not in mood.

It's already week 2.

I'm still don't have any mood for study.

Die lor~~

These weeks so many holidays,
that's why la!

Nvm,
Let's start after CNY.